So let me preface this by stating that this post does not apply to porn stars. So if you have ever been in a porno, auditioned for a porno, or aspire to be a porn star then you NEED to be comfortable with your own nudity. The person I am talking about is that person we have all seen in the gym locker room. Male or female, there is always someone who likes to walk around the locker room a bit too uncovered. Just this week, I am in my health club after a nice workout, and a little time in the hot tub. Now, this is a pretty nice club. The benches in the locker rooms are some sort of granite or marble. I don’t know, I’m a guy. It is hard and rock-like. You would think that this would be rather uncomfortable to sit on naked, but out walks a rather large gentleman from the showers. Now, this club provides towels. As many as you want to use. This gentleman, with his rather large moobs (man-boobs), grabs a towel and proceeds to lay it out on the floor, while parking his rear and his man package on the nice bench. The same bench that I was once going to sit on. I could be wearing a suit of armor, and I am not sitting on those benches ever again, but I digress. Would it have been too much for him to place a towel on the bench before defiling it forever?
Now I know that you guys will think I am making this up (I reserve the right to do that whenever I want), but this is the truth. Moobs grabs his shaving kit, and wanders over to the sinks, and proceeds to shave. Still naked! Isn’t this somehow dangerous? Are there not some OSHA regulations that prohibit nude, public shaving? If I am going to be forced to buy a bluetooth so I can use my cell phone in the car, then Moobs should have to put on some whitey-tighties to run his Gillette. Seriously, there are children in the locker room. The last thing I want my kid to see is a naked Sasquatch shaving his pelt. Please cover up!
Maybe its just me.
